Friday, March 2, 2012

Can You Judge a Hooker by Her Cover?

Regarding nudity: Adding to the confusion is the fact that regular gals now resemble sex-workers, even with their clothes off. This was not always the case. Back in the last century there were certain signature flourishes which were exclusively associated with naked tarts and porno-stars. Pubic trimming, thong undies, tattoos, piercings, and ankle bracelets were?during the 1980s and before?a sure sign that a gal was up to no good and most likely not a Mormon. Around the turn of the century, these bodily adornments were enthusiastically and inexplicably adopted by all and sundry.

In conclusion: There is no conclusion. Whether naked or dressed, there is no definitive way to determine if a gal is a prostitute.

On a side note: For team DSK to suggest that any female orgy participants might not have been prosties?conjuring a world of horny, fun-loving, attractive young girls whose idea of a stimulating evening is to hang around business-person hotels servicing superannuated over-achievers?constitutes a nuclear expression of audacity and offers a fantastically revealing window into the egomaniacal psyches of those concerned. We all know power is an aphrodisiac, but ? really?

Lest I sound too censorious, let it be known that I myself have dabbled in the world?s oldest profession. Yes, dear reader, on matters of prostitution I speak from a certain amount of experience. Here?s how it went down: In my last year of college, I attempted to turn a trick. What can I say: Funds were running low and drastic measures were required. Fortunately I had a mentor, a pal who had once been a successful ?rent boy.? This semi-reformed man-hooker insisted that the key to successful whoring was to flaunt oneself. Flaunt! Flaunt! Flaunt! This entailed slashing one?s shirt to the waist in a gypsy-ish fashion, and biting the air tempestuously, as if catching flies.

Source: http://feeds.slate.com/click.phdo?i=bdb20f48f3962dc73500b717836bf92d

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